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New Design - Zen Dragon
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A variation on one of popular designs, I Climb Therefore I Am

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New Design - Work Gets In The Way
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Even if you love your job, you've got to admit..... you'd rather be climbing!

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Best Seller!

Everyone seems to like the Keep Calm and Climb On concept!

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Fortune Cookie

Eat, Sleep, Climb.  What climber wouldn't like to crack open a cookie with this prophesy inscribed on the paper insert!?

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Like Climbing

Also available in a bouldering version, on t-shirts, stickers, magnets, drinkware and gifts for climbers galore!

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Life Is Short

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Our Most Popular Design!
See No Beta/Climb Onsight

Getting beta takes some of the fun out of climbing. Now you don't have to shut down blabbermouth with a screamed "NO BETA!" at the crux. Unless BetaBreath can't read, I suppose...
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Second Best Seller
More Cowbell

   A set 'o hexes is music to the ears for the old-school climber. Or, fair warning that a newbie leader is on their way along the Gunks carriage road...
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For the Traditional Climber
Piece Peace Symbol

 










A good old Number 3 Camalot surely brings peace to the mind of anyone leading on gear who's found themselves feeling a little sketchy. This design gives you a friendly way to interact with fellow climbers.
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For Boulderers
Path Of Least Existence

If mountaineering began with the concept of gaining the summit by taking the path of least resistance, bouldering goes to the polar opposite ~ the path of least EXISTENCE!
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WE HAVE MANY DESIGNS AVAILABLE - HERE IS A SELECTION FROM THE SHOP
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The Other White Powder

Chalk - The Other White Powder! Chalk up your mitts and get at it. Send a new boulder problem, onsight a new route at your limit. Climb on!

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Fun and Games

What can we say -ain't it the truth?! Design is "sad smiley" with overtext message "It's all fun & games until somebody craters..."


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Tease your ropegun climbing partner with a Belay Bunny t-shirt. Especially if you lead harder that they do!

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Shut Up and Climb!

Listen to the Big Ape! After all, his predecessors have been climbing since before man walked on two feet...

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Don't Hangdog!

It's a well-known myth that Every Time You Hang On Gear, God Kills A Puppy, so don't hangdog! It's just not right to let all those adorable puppies be smited just because your friends can't send their climbing routes clean.

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Yer Gonna Die!!!

Sort of like a secret club handshake or whistle; only in a scream.... You know you're one of us when someone yells YER GONNA DIE!!! as you sketch your way up a line.....

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People Say To Climbers

10 - How does the rope get up there? 9 - You must not be afraid of heights. 8 - Are you training to climb Everest?
7 - I'd like to climb but, I'm afraid of heights

.....and the Number One Thing People Say to Climbers: YER GONNA DIE!!!

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My Biggest Fear: That I Die and My Wife Sells My Climbing Gear For What I Told Her It Cost

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Mountains are Calling

Artwork "View of the
White Mountains" by Thomas Cole

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Place Well Thy Protection

Place well thy protection
lest the Earth rises up
and swallow thee.

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I Climb Therefore I Am

Rock climbers are sometimes focused on one thing - climbing! If you know someone who eats, sleeps, talks AND actually climbs...the "Philosopher" design from ClimbAddict is perfect for them!

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