New Design - Life Is Short Click image for products featuring this design

New Design - Climbers Fortune Cookie Click image for products featuring this design

New Design - Like Climbing/Bouldering _Click Image for products featuring this design

New Design - Keep Calm and Climb On Click Image for products featuring this design

Our Most Popular Design! See No Beta/Climb Onsight Getting beta takes some of the fun out of climbing. Now you don't have to shut down blabbermouth with a screamed "NO BETA!" at the crux. Unless BetaBreath can't read, I suppose... Go directly to this section in our shop by clicking the image. Second Best Seller More Cowbell    A set 'o hexes is music to the ears for the old-school climber. Or, fair warning that a newbie leader is on their way along the Gunks carriage road... Go directly to this section in our shop by clicking the image.

For the Traditional Climber Piece Peace Symbol   A good old Number 3 Camalot surely brings peace to the mind of anyone leading on gear who's found themselves feeling a little sketchy. This design gives you a friendly way to interact with fellow climbers. Go directly to this section in our shop by clicking the image. For Boulderers Path Of Least Existence If mountaineering began with the concept of gaining the summit by taking the path of least resistance, bouldering goes to the polar opposite ~ the path of least EXISTENCE! Go directly to this section in our shop by clicking the image.

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The Other White Powder Chalk - The Other White Powder! Chalk up your mitts and get at it. Send a new boulder problem, onsight a new route at your limit. Climb on! Fun and Games What can we say -ain't it the truth?! Design is "sad smiley" with overtext message "It's all fun & games until somebody craters..." .

Belay Bunny Tease your ropegun climbing partner with a Belay Bunny t-shirt. Especially if you lead harder that they do! Shut Up and Climb! Listen to the Big Ape! After all, his predecessors have been climbing since before man walked on two feet...

Don't Hangdog! It's a well-known myth that Every Time You Hang On Gear, God Kills A Puppy, so don't hangdog! It's just not right to let all those adorable puppies be smited just because your friends can't send their climbing routes clean. Yer Gonna Die!!! Sort of like a secret club handshake or whistle; only in a scream.... You know you're one of us when someone yells YER GONNA DIE!!! as you sketch your way up a line.....

People Say To Climbers 10 - How does the rope get up there? 9 - You must not be afraid of heights. 8 - Are you training to climb Everest? 7 - I'd like to climb but, I'm afraid of heights .....and the Number One Thing People Say to Climbers: YER GONNA DIE!!! I Climb Therefore I Am Rock climbers are sometimes focused on one thing - climbing! If you know someone who eats, sleeps, talks AND actually climbs...the "Philosopher" design from ClimbAddict is perfect for them!